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SPECIAL THANKS TO THE
COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA
STATE CORPORATION COMMISSION

"Without the commission, our corporate dream of killing over 4.9 million people worldwide annually with our products could never be realized."
-- Rich Fromdeth, President and CEO, Licensed to Kill

"A new serial killer's on the loose. But don't worry, the killing has been authorized by the Commonwealth of Virginia State Corporation Commission. We thank the commission for officially legitimizing corporate homicide."
-- Noam Morrels, Senior VP of Global Marketing, Licensed to Kill
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