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the pictures of the product?
In answer to your question, we will be posting pictures of our product line to our website in the near future. If you sign up for our company's email updates, we will keep you informed regarding new additions to our website, geographic availability of our deadly products, and general news connected to our company. Hi
Corrie, Well I guess your website if for real and not a joke or
gag.Just a suggestion: In the signature block below your nameyou
should put the url to the website whenever you sendan email out.
Like I have done below. Good Luck withthe offerings.
A corporation is to make money, but not at the expense of public health. To add on to that. The tobacco industry, for one, simply can not do that. Smokers need access to cigarettes, i mean they're not going to support a problem with getting cigarettes. But smokers and non-smokers alike would be glad to see the that fat cats are no longer lining their pockets with cigarette money. So how bout a movement to regulate the tobacco industry as government owned or as non-profit organizations. (not a source of tax money for the military.) Maybe let the money go somewhere respectable though. We don't need cheap cigarettes on the market. CORE PRUTSPIN: In answer to your question, regulating companies like us is the last thing that we would want. Making money off of death is what we're all about. If you take away our profit incentive, you'll kill our motivation to push our products -- in essence obliterating our freedom to conduct business as we choose, at the expense of public health. Your proposal is shockingly "un-American." Shame on you! To you, my brilliant friends, I have never seen anything this novel before. To think that someone could portray corporate and government corruption so intelligently amazes me. I especially enjoyed the Bush link: "If you're not with us, you're against us." Basically, screw the world and make my friends rich. But you've done better than that - you've hit them ALL with your corporate name, slogans, and overall website content. The "er" within a few key sentences is beautiful as well. I could go on and on, but your site says it all. Whoever you are, and however you found the strength to do this, I wish to thank you personally. Why? Because browsing through your site brought me amusement (I was laughing hysterically), joy, a feeling of deep profundity for your purpose. Thank you again; brilliance is always refreshing. All my friends will be informed of your site, so that they might share in it as well. I imagine that my father will especially enjoy it, being an old and mistrustful foreigner. CORE PRUTSPIN: It is always a pleasure to receive positive feedback about our corporate endeavors. We certainly get sick of the incessant whining from the tobacco control "nannies", who are intent on eroding our corporate freedoms aways in the name of "public health." Licensed to Kill, Inc says "over our dead charter"! Please tell us who provides your accounting/audit services--for that matter... which firms are providing all the professional services to you tobacco folks . IOW-"your papers, please !" Honesty -tis your very Best policy! Regards, PS: Pls post your initial 10K when available.Thanks. CORE PRUTSPIN: In answer to your question, we had hoped to hire Arthur Anderson, but alas, their accounting firm is no more. We are currently looking into hiring PricewaterhouseCooper, the auditing firm for our primary competitor, Altria Group. |
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