A
SHORT INTRODUCTION
TO OUR COMPANY
Licensed
to Kill, Inc. is a tobacco company. We knowingly kill people for
profit. And we're proud of it. In fact, it is the explicit aim
of our corporation. Just check our articles
of incorporation.
We're
not like other tobacco companies that try to obscure what their
business is about. If you market cigarettes, you market death.
It's that simple. In a country which effectively allows corporations
to be formed without regard to their purpose, corporations are
allowed to kill people to make money. Addiction to cigarettes
may be lethal, but profiting from spreading death is perfectly
legal.
Truthfully,
as a corporation, we couldn't care less about the health hazards
of smoking our products. Our bottom line is and always will be
boosting profits for our stockholders. That is, after all, what
corporations are about. You could say that we're "addicted
to profit."
The
way we look at it, if we didn't sell cigarettes, someone else
would - that is, as long as states* grant corporations like us
the right to exist. So, we might as well take advantage of this
right and benefit financially from it.
* Licensed to Kill, Inc gives special
thanks to the Commonwealth of Virginia for granting us the
right to peddle death around the world
WHAT
WE'VE BEEN UP TO AROUND THE WORLD...
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L2K
BESTOWS "GOLDEN COFFIN" AWARD ON PHILIP MORRIS
INTERNATIONAL CEO & BOARD
Award Recognizes World Largest
Multinational Tobacco Company for it's Tireless Efforts
to Recruit Replacement Smokers for the 5.4 million Our Industry
Kills Annually, 1 every 6 seconds!
12 May, 2009
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L2K
GIVES "GOLDEN COFFIN AWARD" TO MPAA
Award Recognizes MPAA's Steadfast Commitment to
Keeping Youth-rated Films "Smoke-Filled"
20 Feb, 2007
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L2K
ENDORSES SENATOR GEORGE ALLEN (VA) FOR REELECTION
George
Allen is simply the best tobacco-chewin' politician that
money can buy!
12 Sep, 2006
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L2K
SPONSORS FIRST "TOBACCO INDUSTRY ACADEMY AWARDS"
July 2006
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L2K
DELIVERS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLBORO" CARDS TO ALTRIA
26 Apr, 2006 |
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L2K
FEATURED IN TWO DOCUMENTARY FILMS |
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L2K
TAKES PART IN DC RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION RALLY AGAINST SMOKING
BAN
January 2006
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BRAZIL:
L2K GIVES AWARD TO TOBACCO GROWERS' ASSOCIATION FOR STALLING
FCTC
August 2005 |
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L2K
INFILTRATES CANADIAN TOBACCO CONTROL CONFERENCE
19-22 Jun, 2005 |
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L2K
BESTOWS 1st "GOLDEN COFFIN" AWARD
Award Recognizes DC Councilmember's
Tireless Efforts to Thwart Smokefree Legislation in Nation's
Capitol
14 Jun, 2005 |
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LICENSED
TO KILL CALLS FOR 'MORE SMOKE, LESS HEALTH!'
Company
Says It's Time to Stop Spread of Clean Indoor Air into Nation's
Capitol
9 Jun, 2005
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L2K
INFILTRATES & HOLDS TRAINING AT U.S. NATIONAL TOBACCO
CONTROL CONFERENCE
May 2005
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LICENSED
TO KILL COMMENDS WESTERN MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY
CEO Lauds Western Michigan University
for its Tobacco-Friendly Career Services Program
14 Oct, 2004 |
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LICENSED
TO KILL ATTENDS ASEAN ART AWARDS EVENTS
CEO Praises Chief Rival for
"Excellence in the Art of Selling Death"
3 Aug, 2004 |
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COMMENTARY:
CEO PRAISES TWIN CITIES COUNCILS
Rich
Fromdeth's Commentary in the PULSE of Twin Cities Asks "What's
the Rush?" on Banishing Indoor Air Pollution
14 Jul, 2004 |
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L2K
CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE: GET ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS!
Read a sampling of the emails we've
received and responded to
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