A SHORT INTRODUCTION
TO OUR COMPANY

Licensed to Kill, Inc. is a tobacco company. We knowingly kill people for profit. And we're proud of it. In fact, it is the explicit aim of our corporation. Just check our articles of incorporation.

We're not like other tobacco companies that try to obscure what their business is about. If you market cigarettes, you market death. It's that simple. In a country which effectively allows corporations to be formed without regard to their purpose, corporations are allowed to kill people to make money. Addiction to cigarettes may be lethal, but profiting from spreading death is perfectly legal.

Truthfully, as a corporation, we couldn't care less about the health hazards of smoking our products. Our bottom line is and always will be boosting profits for our stockholders. That is, after all, what corporations are about. You could say that we're "addicted to profit."

The way we look at it, if we didn't sell cigarettes, someone else would - that is, as long as states* grant corporations like us the right to exist. So, we might as well take advantage of this right and benefit financially from it.

* Licensed to Kill, Inc gives special thanks to the Commonwealth of Virginia for granting us the right to peddle death around the world

WHAT WE'VE BEEN UP TO AROUND THE WORLD...

	L2K BESTOWS "GOLDEN COFFIN" AWARD ON PHILIP MORRIS INTERNATIONAL CEO & BOARD Award Recognizes World Largest Multinational Tobacco Company for it's Tireless Efforts to Recruit Replacement Smokers for the 5.4 million Our Industry Kills Annually, 1 every 6 seconds! 12 May, 2009
	L2K GIVES "GOLDEN COFFIN AWARD" TO MPAA Award Recognizes MPAA's Steadfast Commitment to Keeping Youth-rated Films "Smoke-Filled" 20 Feb, 2007
	L2K ENDORSES SENATOR GEORGE ALLEN (VA) FOR REELECTION George Allen is simply the best tobacco-chewin' politician that money can buy! 12 Sep, 2006
	L2K SPONSORS FIRST "TOBACCO INDUSTRY ACADEMY AWARDS" July 2006
	L2K DELIVERS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLBORO" CARDS TO ALTRIA 26 Apr, 2006
	L2K FEATURED IN TWO DOCUMENTARY FILMS
	L2K TAKES PART IN DC RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION RALLY AGAINST SMOKING BAN January 2006
	BRAZIL: L2K GIVES AWARD TO TOBACCO GROWERS' ASSOCIATION FOR STALLING FCTC August 2005
	L2K INFILTRATES CANADIAN TOBACCO CONTROL CONFERENCE 19-22 Jun, 2005
	L2K BESTOWS 1st "GOLDEN COFFIN" AWARD Award Recognizes DC Councilmember's Tireless Efforts to Thwart Smokefree Legislation in Nation's Capitol 14 Jun, 2005
	LICENSED TO KILL CALLS FOR 'MORE SMOKE, LESS HEALTH!' Company Says It's Time to Stop Spread of Clean Indoor Air into Nation's Capitol 9 Jun, 2005
	L2K INFILTRATES & HOLDS TRAINING AT U.S. NATIONAL TOBACCO CONTROL CONFERENCE May 2005
	LICENSED TO KILL COMMENDS WESTERN MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY CEO Lauds Western Michigan University for its Tobacco-Friendly Career Services Program 14 Oct, 2004
	LICENSED TO KILL ATTENDS ASEAN ART AWARDS EVENTS CEO Praises Chief Rival for "Excellence in the Art of Selling Death" 3 Aug, 2004
	COMMENTARY: CEO PRAISES TWIN CITIES COUNCILS Rich Fromdeth's Commentary in the PULSE of Twin Cities Asks "What's the Rush?" on Banishing Indoor Air Pollution 14 Jul, 2004
	L2K CUSTOMER SERVICE LINE: GET ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS! Read a sampling of the emails we've received and responded to